I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
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he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
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I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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