Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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