Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
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Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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