Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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