What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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