worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
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Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
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Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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