You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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