fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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