I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
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my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
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So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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