He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I came so hard my ears popped.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
