Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
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No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
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I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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