Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
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Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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