question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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