do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
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I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
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It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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