All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
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please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
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there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
All the doctor said was why
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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