Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Randomize
