Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
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I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
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The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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