erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
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He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
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Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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