I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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