Can Purell be used as lube?
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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