whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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