please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
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I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
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hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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