they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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