He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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