nut hugger
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
The best revenge is premature balding
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
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