He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
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So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
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there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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