dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
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dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
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He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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