he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
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Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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