I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
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Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
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He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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