It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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