look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
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I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
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Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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