are you still at the devil's house?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
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Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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