i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
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Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
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At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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