Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
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You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
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i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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