Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize
