I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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