What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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