I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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