Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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