how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Randomize
