Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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