if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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