did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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