Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
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If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
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The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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