p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
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the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
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If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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