I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
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Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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