Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
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we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
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He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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