I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
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Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
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Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
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My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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