We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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