More tranny stories later!
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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