I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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