im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
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As long as you're not dating white guys again.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
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At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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