Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
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